Monday, July 28, 2014

Rain rain go away

MA

Well I have made it to MA. I am trying out a new post system, it just takes me a lot longer since I have to type it up on my phone. Missing that full iPad keyboard right about now. For the last 2 weeks the landscape has been beautiful. Open pine forests are quiet and peaceful with soft pine needle floors. Any mountain overlook that greets us has been a clear view of all the surrounding areas. My little troupe has been very lucky with weather the past month or so. Any time there has been any questionable weather, we have found space in a shelter or managed to find a local person willing to let us escape the rain on a porch. Yesterday was a downpour though and it looks as though today will be the same. I haven't had to use my rain jacket much because past rains have never been cold. A warm rain that merely stole all the salt off my body and refreshed my morale as well. Yesterday was not at all that way. 
Lightning would flash across the sky then would come a thunderclap no more than a second after. The rain was heavy and cold while the fog made for less than morale boosting conditions. It's not every day that a vicious storm hits, it's even harder to go further on a day like that when you make it to a shelter and have temporary escape from such fury of nature. Short days will happen, and yesterday was a very short day. 

Ok I am gonna lighten the end of this post with some random fun. 
Recently a hiker friend showed us a video of him crossing a state
Line and doing a little dance to music to celebrate. He has since joined my group and we are now doing fun little dances to celebrate crossing state lines. The aptly titled "crossing into MA" dance is on YouTube. But you can find it below. It's silly. But we have to find all the amusement we can out here.

http://youtu.be/_oXRQY-5Sk4 


Hopefully I can keep this new post system working a little bit quicker than previously. I am no longer distracted by my books. Still mad about that but oh well. 

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Depressing news - death of the iPad

I am sorry to announce to my readers that I may not be able to update my blog as much. I know that posts had been few and far between but today my iPad has died. It is by unknown circumstances that it has frozen and failed. It refuses to turn back on and as such I have lost many posts, pictures, and videos that I have made or collected on this trip. I am excruciatingly crushed by this not only at the loss of my irreplaceable documentation of my trip, but also because of the books I have been reading along the way. I swear if anyone ruins game of thrones for me before I finish reading the series, I will end you.. 
I promise to update as much as I can in the coming weeks. I pray that I try to restart my iPad tomorrow and this was just a temporary nightmare... 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Cooking



Recently I did a post about grocery shopping. I only included how I shop and eat and failed to bring on the craziness that is other thru hiker meals...  
The majority of what people eat out here could be considered abominations of huge culinary world, but because we as thru hikers are only able to push calories into our engines and go, sometimes some bad concoctions are continuously implemented.. Take for example this first recipe

Take one regular sized tortilla
Slather with peanut butter
Slather with Nutella
Sprinkle peanut M&M's 
Center one full sized snickers bar
Roll up like burrito and enjoy 

Not to your liking?
How about no. 2

Take one tortilla 
Add one spam single 
Slather in peanut butter 
Add hot sauce 
Crumble and sprinkle corn chips 
More hot sauce 
Roll up and enjoy 

A lot of our cuisine involves tortillas 
No. 3 

Boil 20ish ounces of water 
Make ramen
Add entire packet of instant potatoes
Add hot sauce 
Stir into noodly potato mixture...


I'll see what other crazy food inventions I can seek out from my companions in e coming weeks 



Grocery shopping



As a hiker, one of the most exciting trips I make while in a town is to the grocery store. At the beginning of my trip it was a continuous game of trial and error to distinguish what I needed versus what I wanted to eat on the the trail. A few weeks back I got moused, a term we use when a mouse eats through a food bag and thus renders the food bag less useful. The food bag I lost was much smaller than its current replacement, and as such I have been buying more food. Hiker hunger hit me light a freight train and that little bag was just not cutting it anyway. The problem that I am now facing is the weight of my bag overall has gone up significantly. Without water and with the minimal amount of food I a carrying at the beginning of the trip, I was under 30lbs. With water and then all the food and extra snacks I have to carry, I am now something closer to 40lbs. While a lot of heel go people I hike with have a much lighter pack the weight does not bother me. When you need something as a hiker your body learns to adjust quickly. 

Now back to grocery shopping... The trips to the grocery store are both the most exciting and most difficult decisions for me to make. I have to take a trip down every aisle just to make sure I am not missing anything, and at the ffont of the he store I have to sort through what is reasonable to carry and what are hungry impulse purchases and cut the latter. 

Just so you have an idea of what I eat on the trail
Snickers bars 
Pay days 
Pasta sides 
Easy Mac 
Peanut butter 
Sandwich rounds 
Sleeves of tuna 
Oatmeal bars 
Oatmeal 

I swear after this trip if I have to eat any more peanut butter or oatmeal I might die... 

Thoughts on PA


Put of everything I have passed over thusfar. This is probably my least favorite state. I am not a huge fan of the rock scrambling that it had to offer. Not that rock hopping isn't fun, it just loses it's allure when you have to do with for .3 or more mile stretches. another reason I am not a huge fan of Hutu state is because my brand new shoes that I had acquired right before, we eaten alive be the ferocity or the rocks. The shoes are luckily under warranty and because falling apart far too soon for it to be considered "not defective", so REI will be receiving a call from me any day with my receipt number. Another reason I am a little judgmental about PA is how little I feel I actually saw of the state. A much energy and focus is being put into looking down at one's own feet that you miss everything but the views from the top. I could have very well walked past a silent parade and never have known the difference. 

Update on my injured hiker friend


Mocha pot has had the full array of test done on his spine and ribs and is on his way to making a full recovery. Initially there was some fear that he would need surgery, and thankfully that is not the case. He is resting and rev covering at home currently. A few of the group were able to visit him in the hospital before he went home but we have no pictures of him in recovery as of yet. 

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Pictures



Walking next to a beautiful golden field 

How many steps to the spring!?!
No thank you, I'll wait.. 

Timber rattler 

Cliff jumping off a 35ish ft cliff...

Cormick! Hiker dog going all the way to Katahdin. Also our mascot... 






Fourth of July

Happy 4th everyone. 

Boy did I have an exciting day. Leaving out of Port Clinton, PA, my group and I decided to hike to an overlook be watch fireworks room all the surrounding towns. A easy 10 miles to a place called the pinnacle. The day didn't even start for our little troupe until the early afternoon. On way out of town we managed to waste another hour cliff jumping into the river. The beautiful day spent at the river was incredible. Eventually we dried off and packed out. It was still a really slow day even after we had swum because we were fairly sure that there would be plenty of fireworks to watch when the sun went down. Why got to the view point around 8 and then something crazy happened. All of us were exploring, talking, or cooking dinner when a member of our group fell from the rock face he was climbing. Had a local that was sitting on the edge not seen him fall we might not have known for some time. He fell at least 20 vertical feet and from what we could tell tried to stand and was so disoriented in a boulder field he lost his footing and rolled another 30 or so feet. Over the next 5 hours something like 30 responders came to the scene, he was lifted out by cables, and then air lifted to a hospital. He had no memory of where he was, what day it was, or even how old he was. Needless to say it put a damper on our 4th of July night with everyone holding their breaths writing to find out if he wads going to be ok. We received word this morning that he has 6 broken ribs, a few fractured vertebrae, possible serious concussion, but should have no lasting damage. I spent most of my time once we arrived at the cliff climbing and exploring a cave not far from where he fell. I am glad he is ok but maybe I will think twice before I go bouldering again. Since we found out he is gonna be ok team morale has gone up exponentially. 

I need to light off some fireworks at some point. I am aching for some red neck celebrating..

More to follow later today and pictures!

Just cause

Grocery shopping



As a hiker, one of the most exciting trips I make while in a town is to the grocery store. At the beginning of my trip it was a continuous game of trial and error to distinguish what I needed versus what I wanted to eat on the the trail. A few weeks back I got moused, a term we use when a mouse eats through a food bag and thus renders the food bag less useful. The food bag I lost was much smaller than its current replacement, and as such I have been buying more food. Hiker hunger hit me light a freight train and that little bag was just not cutting it anyway. The problem that I am now facing is the weight of my bag overall has gone up significantly. Without water and with the minimal amount of food I a carrying at the beginning of the trip, I was under 30lbs. With water and then all the food and extra snacks I have to carry, I am now something closer to 40lbs. While a lot of heel go people I hike with have a much lighter pack the weight does not bother me. When you need something as a hiker your body learns to adjust quickly. 

Now back to grocery shopping... The trips to the grocery store are both the most exciting and most difficult decisions for me to make. I have to take a trip down every aisle just to make sure I am not missing anything, and at the ffont of the he store I have to sort through what is reasonable to carry and what are hungry impulse purchases and cut the latter. 

Just so you have an idea of what I eat on the trail
Snickers bars 
Pay days 
Pasta sides 
Easy Mac 
Peanut butter 
Sandwich rounds 
Sleeves of tuna 
Oatmeal bars 
Oatmeal 

I swear after this trip if I have to eat any more peanut butter or oatmeal I might die... 

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Things I have learned in the the woods part 2.



1. Hitch hiking- there is no easy way to put this, so I will make it easy for all of you gentleman out there that may be considering hitch hiking at some point. Find a cute girl and have her stand in front of you. Under no circumstance is it going to be easy to get picked up when you have 3 smelly hairy guys that look like they could be related to Sasquatch. If you wanna get into town quick do yourself a favor and find a nice girl who can put up with your grotesque musk long enough to get you a ride... Bonus points if she is is traveling with a dog..

2. Bodily functions - if it's questionable, never trust a fart.... Ever 

3. Seasonal gear change - If you have the available resources, plan ahead and as soon as the weather gets warm, exchange your cold weather sleeping bag for a lighter one. I just use my cold weather bag as a quilt of sorts, but be aware that some nights it is gonna be exceptionally warm. 

4. Hammocks - yes you look comfortable. Yes you probably are. We are tired of hearing about how ultralight you are because of your stupid hammock... 

5. Customer service - this space was originally reserved for some choice words to a specific and rather large outdoor company who refused to help me with an item of mine that is currently falling apart. So rather than making this specific, I am just gonna sum up my rant with a simple and understandable justification from the standpoint of a hiker. If I am using your equipment in the environment that you advertise it for, then you should take some responsibility for it's premature failure. As a thru hiker, I obviously cannot send said back to you for 2 weeks and then  wait for you decide whether or not I have a reasonable claim. Said item is far too critical to my hike to wait for you to decide. Many other companies will accept pictures of items that have failed(with description) and if a thru hiker has a reasonable claim, will Mail replacement items to a destination of a hikers choosing. I will be purchasing my gear from one of these companies in future. If you have any questions about which companies these are, email me. I will be glad to spill the beans. 

6. Underwear - completely unnecessary at this stage of the trip. Always sweaty and never dry, they make for conditions where rash becomes too common. Shorts with liners work well because of the quick dry material. Rinse off in every stream you can. Dry sweat makes for bad rash conditions after 1 - 3 days depending on humidity and temperature ... 

7. Sense of smell -  hikers smell bad...Smells that we somehow cultivate on our bodies, are down right offensive at times. It is hard to face the public when you know you smell like a gym bag. Hikers can't smell themselves though. We usually can't smell each other or ourselves, we can however smell all kinds of other stuff with hypersensitive detail. Flowers, pungent food, perfume, fresh clothes. It is an almost superhuman talent. I don't know how to explain it, but I can smell fast food before we are in the parking lot. I can smell perfume 30 feet away at times.. The sensory smell of perfume I understand because it is probably the most pleasant stimulation to the nose I have had in months, but fast food? 

I got a few more but I a gonna divide them up into a separate post. 

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Half way and a half gallon



The title alone should give you some idea of what has happened over the last few days. Let me back track and elaborate a little though. 

6/24
Today marks the longest hiking day that I have ever done. I don't quite remember what my last record was, but it has bee no roughly shattered now. The day started easy enough. A past thru hiker (shepherd) who had returned to do a section, offered my group the opportunity to slack pack something like 10 miles before taking us into town to eat and resupply. Now I should explain that while was redoing a section of trail he was using his car as a support vehicle. He would hike forw             ard and hitch back to his car thus allowing himself the opportunity to make bigger miles by not having to carry any weight. I graciously accepted his offer to slack pack and set off hiking at something like 6 am. I wanted to get into Waynesboro, PA and then get back to the trail with enough time to make significant miles by the end of the day. I arrived at the pickup point with the rest of the group around 10:30, we had taken our time because of a Chinese food buffet that opened at 11. After resupplying and overeating at the buffet, shepherd agreed to take us back but was going to do his own section of hike consisting of 25 miles of trail. I asked him if he would let me slack pack again for the 25 mile section and he said yes, so starting at 2:30pm I began what could only be described as a 25 mile trail run. I managed to make the entire 25 ish mile trip by 9:50 pm. So what should have taken the better part of a whole day walking, I managed to accomplish in under 8 hours after already completing 10 miles and after eating at an all you can eat buffet. Needless to say I have yet to have a night on this trip where I was more exhausted. The final mile count at the end of the day came to 35.9 miles. I didn't even remotely have enough strength to want to find a campsite, luckily shepherd allowed me to cowboy camp in the bed of his pickup truck. A Successful day to say the least. 

6/25
Today
 marks three months being enveloped by cold, disoriented by the green tunnel, continuously equipped with dirty clothes, and having been carrying my whole world on my back. I love this adventure. My morale runs just as high as it did when I started, though I will say my personal goal for the trip has been somewhat adjusted(the only part of this trip I even remotely see different). I envisioned the trail to be this hyper introspective journey of personal pilgrimage through the wilderness for 2,200 miles. While in a nutshell that is what the trail is. it completely is, and is not at the same time. I never thought I would make such close friends and grasp such enjoyment out of this extended trip. I looked at the trip like an extended run through the woods, a south to north endurance race of sorts. I saw the trip as a mental endurance race just as much as a physical, and at the beginning of my trip treated it as such. I have been wrong so many times it is immeasurable. Add one more to the "I was wrong" column. 

I love going off on a tangent of how much I am truly enjoying this trip, but for the sake of my writing lets get back to the 25th of June. It worked out by some miracle and luck that on this same day I managed to cross the halfway point of the trail.. Halfway on the trail should have a better marker. All we get is a laminated piece of paper saying we made it half the distance. I realize that my expectation at this point is probably a little too high, but I wanted fireworks and a parade. Ok maybe not a parade but a little more than a piece of paper please. The traditional thing to do when you pass the halfway point of the trail is to go to a small store right after the marker and eat a half gallon of ice cream. I came half way, now let's celebrate with a lot of calories. I am sure that of the flavors they had to choose from, I certainly picked the hardest to consume in record time. Moose tracks is not something you wanna try and ingest at high speed.... Ever.. Thick sections of fudge are not nearly as enjoyable once they begin to melt.. 

These two days in a row make for enormous checkpoints on the trail. There are no more 500 mile sections like Virginia where nothing will happen. By the time this is posted I will already have crossed into 2 more states. And will only be a few more days from another. The trail has a long way to, go but my body is ready and I no longer have any plans to take extended trips off the trail. 

A few day trips here and there are what make the trail and the experience. I haven't visited many of these northern states and because of that I wanna spend as much time exploring them as I can. I cannot however lose site of the trip/goal I started. If anyone has any good day trips I can do off the trail I would love to hear about them. 
The only 1 I currently have planned is to go into NYC on the train. I may even try to get on good morning America just to hold up a big AT sign. It's all about the little things after all. 

I don't know if I have told to joke yet, but here goes.

How do you tell the difference between hikers?
 
A day hiker will see a skittle on the ground at a shelter and walk past it. 

A section hiker will see the skittle, grab it, brush it off, and eat it. 

A thru hiker will grab the skittle, eat it, and brush away the leaves looking for more. 

I can somewhat attest to this, but while my 5 second rule may be somewhat askew, it is not digging in the dirt for candy... 

More fun and random updates soon.